Phil the Philosopher vs. Gregg the Gourmand

Fresh off their — or lack thereof — Dime magazine turns its attention to a decidedly lighter matter: …only not how you’d expect.

Instead of a straight-up analysis of their resumes and coaching styles, we get a mano-a-mano comparison in areas such as sideline interviews — shockingly, the Zen Master gets the nod — restaurant choices, who would be a better travel companion and pregame preparation skills.

An excerpt:

Popovich is a product of the Air Force Academy and the school of Larry Brown (he coached under him at San Antonio), which isn’t exactly the same as a meditative treatise on the spirituality of basketball.

He loves the game, but in the gruff, no-nonsense way of a military man.

He’s probably super rigid about the instructions from the flight crew, and heaven help you if you want to have a couple scotches while also stationed in the emergency exit aisle.

That being said, we already mentioned his knowledge of wine, so he can absolutely recommend something to drink with that slab of veal during your trans-Pacific sojourn.

Not to spoil the surprise, but Jackson ends up winning by the slightest of margins, 4-3. Hey, at least that’s closer than 2001, right? At any rate, it’s a humorous read worth checking out.

Report: T-Mac works out for Spurs

Nestled among the warm bodies who either have or will audition for the Spurs this offseason comes a blast from the not-so-distant past: former NBA scoring champion Tracy McGrady, who worked out at the team’s practice facility earlier this week .

Wojnarowski also reports that the Spurs made no decision about possibly adding McGrady, who will work out for the Knicks today.

Granted, bigs like the one San Antonio could really use don’t magically fall from the sky. (Unless, of course, the Spurs happen to be picking first in the draft.)

But do they really need another perimeter-oriented player? And a broken-down one at that? McGrady enjoyed a minor resurgence in Detroit two seasons ago, averaging 8.0 points in 72 games with the Pistons, before seemingly bottoming out (5.3 ppg) in Atlanta.

Even if T-Mac does have a bit more left in the tank after all those knee injuries, he’s not even a shell of the player who once did this:

The NBA’s wealthiest owners

Used cars have been very, very good to New Orleans Hornets owner Tom Benson.

That’s a big stake in the fortune that puts Benson, the business magnate with strong ties to San Antonio, on . Coming in at No. 360 with a net worth of $1.2 billion, he’s one of , including:

Paul Allen Portland, (20, $15 billion)

Rich DeVos, Orlando (67, $5.1 billion)

Micky Arison, Miami (68, $5 billion)

Stan Kroenke, Denver (92, $4 billion)

The Dolan family, New York (132, $3 billion)

Tom Gores, Detroit (192, $2.5 billion)

Mark Cuban, Dallas (206, $2.3 billion)

Herb Simon, Indiana (218, $2.2 billion)

Dan Gilbert, Cleveland; Donald Sterling, L.A. Clippers (t250, $1.9 billion)

Glen Taylor, Minnesota (285, $1.7 billion)

For reference’s sake, the net worth of Spurs owner Peter Holt is estimated at a paltry $80 million — barely tip money for this crowd.