Mike Monroe: NBA owners should know ‘psychic benefits’

Many of my friends enjoy reminding me that I often make short stories very long. But they acknowledge that I occasionally make a valid point, even if they simply nod their heads to patronize me while I’m in the middle of a rant.

But sometimes I’m right, and the world comes around to my way of thinking. For instance, I have written (and ranted) over the last few months about the NBA owners’ insistence during the lockout that they need to have guaranteed profits. I have maintained, all along, that sports is not like a typical business, not like the businesses that made all NBA owners wealthy and able to purchase teams.

Although my friends will make fun of me for quoting myself, two months ago I did in fact write this:

“NBA commissioner David Stern and his deputy, Adam Silver, will have us believe … the league’s business model is broken and requires a whole new system. The trouble with this argument is that owning a pro team is more hobby than business for many of those with the financial wherewithal to do so.

Do you think Mark Cuban loses sleep over the money he likely will lose on last season’s Mavericks, with a player payroll in excess of $90 million?

Not when he gets to sleep with the Larry O’Brien Trophy, as he admits he did after Game 6 of the NBA Finals.”

As it turns out, this assessment of what is keeping the NBA and the players union from making any progress towards a new collective bargaining agreement is gaining momentum, and I’m happy to now have the company of renowned author Malcolm Gladwell.

A staff reporter for The New Yorker, Gladwell is a serious writer, a favorite even of Spurs coach Gregg Popovich. The author of four books, three of them No. 1 New York Times bestsellers, he has a reputation for seeing things with unique perspective. So when he weighed in Monday on the NBA lockout in an , eyebrows arched all across the NBA.

In Gladwell’s view, the owners’ assertion that the NBA’s business model is broken is absurd because basketball isn’t a business at all. Rather, he asserts that most owners are in it for what he terms the “psychic benefits” they derive from owning a team, much as a super-rich art collector derives significant psychic benefit from a piece that may have cost tens of millions.

Gladwell concludes that an NBA owner is losing money “only if he values the psychic benefits of owning an NBA franchise at zero — and if you value psychic benefits at zero, then you shouldn’t own an NBA franchise in the first place. You should sell your ‘business’— at what is sure to be a healthy premium — to someone who actually likes basketball.”

But Gladwell makes no allowance for the economic upheaval of 2008 disrupting the dynamics of psychic benefit theory. Some NBA owners who love basketball just as much as Cuban have been badly buffeted by the recession. The owners of some of the 22 teams reported to have lost money last season no longer can easily afford the psychic benefits they once were willing to absorb.

Trouble is, there’s no reason to expect those owners will soon sell their teams to basketball-loving billionaires willing to treat teams like Van Goghs or Picassos just so NBA training camps will open on time. They would rather crush the players union to get new terms that guarantee profit.

It is left to Spurs owner Peter Holt, chairman of the owners’ negotiating committee and someone who has enjoyed that ultimate psychic benefit on four different occasions, to herd the cats who own the other 29 NBA teams and hope the hardliners who prefer to think only in business terms don’t hiss too loudly at the next negotiating session.

mikemonroe@express-news.net

Greivis Vasquez thinks Marc Gasol can become NBA’s best center

After watching Marc Gasol improve last season, Memphis guard Greivis Vasquez believes his teammate can become the NBA’s best center.

And after the first-round series against San Antonio last season, Gregg Popovich and the Spurs probably would agree.

Gasol ripped the Spurs for averages of 14.1 points and 12.3 rebounds in the Grizzlies’ stunning six-game series upset in the first round last season. The 7-foot-1 Spaniard shot 53.3 percent in the series from the field against San Antonio, including 67.6 percent in the four games that the Grizzlies won in the series.

Once the lockout is over, the Grizzlies biggest immediate priority will be to sign Gasol. Greivis calls him “a very key player on our team.”

“He’s one of the best centers in the league and will end up being the best center in the NBA in 2-3 years,” Vasquez told . “He has very good chemistry with Zach Randolph. Besides, Marc is a leader. He didn’t miss a single practice all year long. And that’s commendable. He’s a model to follow. I hope he stays with us for a long time.”

The Grizzlies won their first series in team history last season when they beat the Spurs. And if they can add Gasol to their developing core of players, the Spurs and the rest of the Southwest Division will face an emerging challenge from Coach Lionel Hollins’ team in future seasons.

“Having a center like that on our team is going to give us a lot of hope,” Vasquez said. “You can shoot for the Finals and be the champion. Why not? ”

Their playoff upset over the Spurs may be only the start of the fun in “Grind City.”

Could more of Blair’s ‘Trust Issues’ get owners to end their lockout?

As a singer, Spurs forward DeJuan Blair is a heck of a rebounder.

In a performance that makes Tony Parker’s short-lived career as a French rap artist seem worthy of a Grammy, Blair is spending his time away from basketball this summer working on his rapping/singing.

But after painfully listening to one of his first releases, the 22-year-old Blair might consider talking to Delonte West about working at the Home Depot instead of a follow-up to his latest musical effort.

Blair has released .” It’s a gloomy song riddled with profanity, binge drinking references, racist and sexist remarks (severe warning for extreme profanity) that no Spurs player has ever embraced. It’s a stark contrast from the professionalism we’ve seen from the franchise in the Tim Duncan/David Robinson era.

Maybe Blair is bored. Or maybe he does think he might have a career in music.

But after listening to Blair’s “singing,” Spurs coach Gregg Popovich’s words about him after the season seem especially prescient now.

Blair started quickly last season in his second season with the team , but ballooned to more than 300 pounds midway through the season before he lost some of the weight late in the season by cutting fast food from his diet.

After the season, Popovich challenged Blair again in comments he made to Spurs beat writer Jeff McDonald after the Spurs’ first-round upset series loss to Memphis. Blair failed to play in either of the final two games of the series.

Popovich said that Blair’s career with the team doesn’t depend on “working on his jumper or developing a jump hook. It’s not defense.”

“It’s personal discipline, responsibility and maturity,” Popovich told McDonald. “That will get him to the next level. Short of that, he’ll have a hard time.”

His musical careeer assuredly isn’t a good way to get into Popovich’s good graces or to develop maturity during the lockout.

Trust me about Popovich’s “Trust Issues” on this one.